He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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