YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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