Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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