he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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