You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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