Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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