Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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