420 ftw
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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