Pants 0. Shit 1.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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