She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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