It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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