ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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