So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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