they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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