I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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