Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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