I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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