Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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