I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm both gender and math confused
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