where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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