You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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