even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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