He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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