I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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