He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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