When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There are leaves in my underwear?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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