you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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