Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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