I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
are you so shy because you have an std?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's official drugs can't kill me
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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