Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
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Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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