my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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