Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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