you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize