Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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