I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just gargled with NyQuil
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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