She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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