careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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