i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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