I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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