belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I am available for nakedness
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize