im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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FUCK WHALES
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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