Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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