we have pet lesbian snakes
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
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I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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