But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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