I look better un-naked...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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