was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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