People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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