nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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