I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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