I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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